For laughs I'm also occasionally reading that board, and this is my current favorite:
I think we should "throw 'em a curve" and induce 3M to partner with us. Then we could license Bavi to all the BP's/BB's who will want to combine it in their drugs to make them more efficacious; e.g., the Microsoft model. Overnight, 3M would become a major medical player
No sweat, just induce a 3M partnership and you'd turn that little two-bit Scotch tape outfit around!