Replies to post #164 on VMC PSL 21

[nsomniyak]

Kansas is so flat that when Len's dog finally disappeared over the horizon far in front of him, he simultaneously appeared on the horizon directly behind Len...

[bbotcs]

Koz:

HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14 -16 men's work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads ......

Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & me went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.
- Cooter