"Pat Robertson is a televangelist. He's one of the big ones and also one of the dumbest ones. He's getting a lot of heat today after suggesting on his show yesterday that we go ahead and assassinate the president of Venezuela. Well, that is what Jesus would do." --Jimmy Kimmel
You trust Deutsche Bank? Should be called Douche Bank, if you trust them, then you must really trust politicans or even the CIA... at least for financial advice, after all, someone tipped off former CIA Agent Alex Brown to buy thousands of put options in the airliners just days before the towers imploded...
Guess who he worked for?
HINT: It's mentioned in the above paragraph
And who do you work for? Are you just a pawn in their chess game?