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[Burpzilla]

Maybe he never thinks of anything?

Actually, in a freak accident, a radioactive doughnut bit him one day and his brain merged with this website.

We are his brain. We are his neurons and synapses. We are his thought process. That is when Matt became... Sloth Man!

(That would help explain all those dead brain cells too.)