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07/01/05 11:53 PM

#33270 RE: mick #33269

Top Valujet slogans
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines


ValueJet: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.


ValueJet: We're Amtrak with wings.


Join our frequent near-miss program.


On flights, every section is a smoking section.


Ask about our out-of-court settlements.


Our staff has had lots of experience consoling next-of-kin.


Are our jet engines too noisy? Don't worry. We'll turn them off.


Complimentary champagne during free-fall.


Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.


The kids will love our inflatable slides.