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07/01/05 11:42 PM

#33253 RE: mick #33252

Signs that you're broke
Signs You're Really Broke


American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"


Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.


You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.


You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe.


Long distance companies no longer call you to switch.


Your credit card companies raised the rates from 6.9% to 24.9%.


You see your roommate as a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.


You receive care packages from Europe.


Your bologna has no first name.


You rob Peter...and then rob Paul.