Joe, you don't care for the new Jailhouse Cultural Enrichment program? It must be having an effect on you -- at least you tried your hand at it.
I understand that tomorrow there will be presentations on "The Sublime Rhyme" so be on time or the mime will get you.
On behalf of the exhalted Cultural Enrichment Committee Chairman, the Soapmeister himself, Jailhouse Ambassador to Lagos, and oft known as King Churak,
I remain,
AK