Mr. Churak, be careful in Lagos...you can get staf and other tropical diseases (and other diseases) there...make sure the money you are collecting is fully laundered. I will refer Joe to your post. Oh, you won the WAG yesterday. You should muck up your keyboard more often. Pick up some of those fertility sculptures too -- that way you can have pornography in the office and everybody calls it art. Don't forget the quinine pills.
Dear Master Churak, I wanted you to become aware that several enemies and friends have been skulking around sullying your already besmirched and tawdry reputation. I want you to know that I have been traveling hither and yon over hill and dale defending whatever honor you have left. The words springing from so called friends such as AKvetch and Lownumba smell like feces emanating from a failed septic system.
I say this effort has been not without reward as I met many new people that hold you in such low esteem. I only tell you this as I not seek any remuneration but feel that you should become aware that dark forces may be surrounding you and you should tread more carefully as you tiptoe through these halls of deceit and negativity.