Replies to post #174852 on Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

Friendship Prayer

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the
crotch of the person who screws up your day
and may their arms be too short to scratch...
AMEN

[teapeebubbles]

j4 took a Blonde out on a date.

Eventually they ended up parked at a "Lovers Point" where they started making out.

After a while things started getting pretty "HOT", he thought he might get lucky.

He asked her " Do you want to get in the back seat??"

"NO" the blonde answered.

Okay, he thought, maybe she is not ready yet.

He proceeded to get her shirt and bra off and things were getting hotter by the second.

So he asked again, " Do you want to get in the back seat??"

"NO" she answered again.

Now he has his hand on her thigh and she even has his pants unzipped.

Okay, he thinks she has to want it now.

" DO you want to get in the back seat NOW?" he ask again.

"NO!" the blonde answered yet again.

Frustrated, he demands " WELL why not??"

" Because I want to stay up here with you!!!" she answers

[teapeebubbles]

Why does your wife like Won-Ton soup?

Because backwards, it spells, "Not Now".

[teapeebubbles]

Did you hear about the new lesbian-built house?

No studs --- just tongue in groove.

[teapeebubbles]

Updated: 7:05 PM MST on August 13, 2011
Phoenix
100.4° F
Scattered Clouds
Wind: Calm mph
Humidity: 24%
HeatIndex: 100° F
Dewpoint: 57° F
Pressure: 29.92 in
UV: 0 out of 16
Clouds:
FEW at 9000 ft
SCT at 14000 ft
SCT at 19000 ft
SCT at 25000 ft
Visibility: 10.0 miles



Tonight: Partly cloudy. A slight chance of showers and thunder storms in the evening. Lows 76 to 86. Southwest wind 5 to 10 mph. Chance of measurable rain 20 percent.


Sunday: Partly sunny in the morning...then becoming mostly sunny. Highs 101 to 106. South wind around 5 mph in the morning becoming southwest 5 to 10 mph in the afternoon.