Al Franken and Dick Durbin would have to jello wrestle in speedos, Harry Reid and John Kerry would have to make out until a compromised was reached, Ron Paul and Michelle Bachman could mud wrestle and Weiner could make a guest appearance in the buff. We'd have a deal inside of 5 minutes, our credit rating bumped to AAAAAAA+++++++ and some great stories.
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