You wanna piece o' me? Someone who's been programming longer than you've been alive? I don't think so! LOL
I was banging out code when all we had was ones and zeros to work with. And we felt lucky if they let us use any ones. I wrote an entire inventory management system using nothing but zeros. Chiseled on a rock.
I successfully wrote a program in Assembler once that physically destroyed a hard drive. Not just wiped out the data. Physically ruined the read-write head actuator. On purpose. Just to prove that it could be done.
I spit on your alleged programming skills. Ptooey!
And if you come back, I shall be forced to taunt you further!