{Downunder begins his nightly prayers at his bedside...}
Downunder: "Please, Lord God, through your son Jesus I pray for your guidance in making this investment. I humbly submit to you as your servant, and accept whatever signs you may provide. I know you are awfully busy these days, so I'll tell you what - it is only necessary to provide guidance if I should NOT invest in this life-altering opportunity. If I do not perceive any sign at all, I will take comfort in knowing that it is your Divine Will. Humbly, I pray...."
Lord God Almighty (under his breath): "Crap, not ANOTHER one."