Thirstmonger says: "Do you have trouble reaching consumers because of store shelf competition or limited distribution? (LOL) Want customers to discover your products without costly advertising? If you answered "yes" to either of these questions, then ThirstMonger.com is the right place for you to grow your sales and your brand."
In more relevant words, 'if you run a fly-by-night chintzy outfit and are stuck with some palettes of old re-labeled plasticized tea called GMM which no retailer will place on their shelves and for which there is no market, call Thirstmongers! We'll help you dump that unwanted stuff on the great unwashed! Ole!'
Pathetic. After four years, the guys at HFB are still playing marketing agent at a failed lemonade stand.