That's good Paule now you're being non-predictable, you even got the small details together like using yellow paper, that's thinking and showing real pride in your work. B-)
Paulie....are you sure you want to represent future OCS clients as investors that "sit on their hands"? I would think that Mr. Scordo would prefer more active participants if he wants his brokerage to be successful.
The first one hundred IH members to open an OCS account will be assigned pingpong balls labeled with a number to represent their entry, and in reverse order of one hundred to one, be allocated that many pingpong balls.
When Ken's cash investment into OCS is returned, plus one million dollars, these x(=100+99+98+...+3+2+1) pingpong balls will then be loaded into a drum that will be rotated for the number of minutes it takes Matt to eat his favorite ½ dozen of KKDs, and then a trap door opened, just like seened on t.v. to obtain the lotto numbers, until four balls exit the drum.
Person having number on first ball to exit drum gets: The Smart
Person having number on second ball to exit drum gets: The Intimidator
Person having number on third ball to exit drum gets: The Pod
Person having number on fourth ball to exit drum gets: The Zappy
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