Top ten suggestions for guys while playing golf,
or standing at a urinal
10. Back straight, knees bent, and feet shoulder
width apart.
9. Form a loose grip.
8. Keep your head down.
7. Avoid a quick back swing.
6. Quiet please!...while others are preparing to
take their shot.
5. Stay out of the water.
4. Try not to hit anyone.
3. If you are taking too long, please let others
go ahead of you.
2. Don't stare while others address their balls.
1. Don't let anyone see you take those extra
strokes!