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cbfromli

05/13/05 5:48 PM

#8242 RE: cbfromli #8241

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?

A: Because she got an F in sex.
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teapeebubbles

05/13/05 5:52 PM

#8243 RE: cbfromli #8241

carlos is waiting in a hospital to get a vaccina-
tion, and he's very uncomfortable with the idea
of being stabbed with a long needle.

After a while, the nurse calls him in to receive
the injection. He nervously walks into the office
and sits down where the nurse indicated, eyes
bulging slightly at what seems to be an array of
torture devices on the bench beside him.

As the nurse prepares the needle, he tries to
think of the most pleasurable things he can, to
try and dull the pain he is expecting.

The nurse turns to him with the filled needle,
noticing his obvious nervously, tries to comfort
him with the words, "Don't worry, it'll just be
a small prick."

carlos jumps up, obviously upset. The nurse
looks startled, but before she can say anything,
the man yells out, "Just how many people has my
wife been talking to?!"