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[teapeebubbles]

"Get this." said a guy to his friends, "Last
night, while I was down at the bar with you guys,
a burglar broke into my house.

"Did he get anything?" his friends asked.

The guy said, "Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth
knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs."

One of his friends ask, "Whoa! But...how???"

The guy answered, "Well, it was really late at
night and my wife thought it was *me* coming home
drunk!!"

[teapeebubbles]

A hack golfer, probably our mick, spends a day at a plush country
club, playing golf & enjoying the luxury of a
complimentary caddy.

Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day.
Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off
to the left of the fairway. He looks at the
caddy and says, "I've played so poorly all day,
I think I'm going to go drown myself in that
lake."

The caddy looks back at him and says, "I don't
think you could keep your head down that long."