We get this brochure every year about what we should do if the nuclear power plant blows up.
It's really comical.
When my kids were still in school the brochure said that they would be picked up by school bus and taken to a school in NJ.
That could never work because the people who drive the school buses are Mom's and Dad's who will be worried about their own kids and not caring about mine. (rightfully so)
Also the traffic would be impossible and I would stand a better chance of just wrapping myself in plastic and staying home! ;-)