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teapeebubbles

05/12/05 4:49 PM

#7451 RE: cbfromli #7449

Q: What is the difference between stress and
tension?
A: Tension is when your wife is pregnant and
stress is when your secretary is pregnant.
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teapeebubbles

05/12/05 4:51 PM

#7453 RE: cbfromli #7449

The elderly man named mick entered the car agency together
with his young wife. The owner of the agency
spotted the couple and went over to wait upon
them himself. He couldn't help staring at the
lady, which, of course, the elderly man noticed.

"May I propose a wager," he said. "If you can do
everything to my wife that I can do and still end
up the same way as I do, I will pay you double for
the car. But if you cannot, you will give it to me
for free!"

"OK, agreed!" said the agency owner.

The elderly man gave his wife a passionate kiss
and the agency owner did the same. Then the man
unbuttoned her blouse and kissed her breasts. So
did the agency owner. Then the husband opened
his fly, pulled out his pecker and bent it in half.

"What color car do you want?" asked the agency
owner.