For those who tolerate riddles: What did Jacqueline Susann say on Valentine's Day? "Erubescence is creeping up my cheeks."(--Zeev Hed)
Eruciform comes between erubescent and erumpent. I double effing dare you to work that one into an argument about Valence without poormouthing moths. Eruct, on the other hand, meshes winningly with "toxic bovine excrement."(--Zeev Hed) Erudite fella and Erulusian survivor of cyberscraps that you are, I bet you could whip Wolanchuk with four consonants tied behind your back.
Doubtless the Zeevster knows all of those words. To make life a little bit easier for passersby, I used them in alphabetical order.
Disclosure: no position in Valence.
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