"I have no access to the Washington Post" - Wrong - if you have a computer you have access to the Wash Post. "I read the WSJ regularly" - Of course you do; it's the printed version of FOX network. "I found that the Heritage Foundation tells the truth...they are non partisan" - The HF is a conserv think tank; no surprise you think they are "always right on". "I formed my opinion of what the United State of America was supost to be all about a long time ago" - Of course you did.
Bottom line...you're not going to let any stink'n information teach you anything.
I hereby grant you access to the Washington Post, so that you may never again feel deprived. You need only use this secret, mystical link, and access shall be yours with no further obligation or questions asked: