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11/24/02 2:04 AM

#9016 RE: AKvetch #8993

beer, nuts & eggs at the JhPub

It was a dark and stormy night as the crows fly into the wind
that Koikaze entered iHub Building Agendum 51 knowned as
Matt's Jailhouse. Some have entered, less have left, and many
have left without a sense of right.

Door 51 was open to reveal Churak's reverence towards an object
next to his glass of beer, that being a hard boiled egg, one of many
that existed inside a glass container of brine.

Watching Churak pondering his egg, as he sat alone in JhPub,
Koikaze realized the true nature of helping another in peril,
to prevent one to be knowed as wimp.

Koikaze cried out DON'T TOUCH THAT EGG.

Churak looked up and understood.

Yes, Churak replied to Koikaze and raised his head in strength
and spoke in a heavy firm voice to the bar...
AN EGG, MY KINGDUMB FOR AN EGG
BUT NOT JUST ANY EGG
NOT HARD BOILED
NO
MAKE MY RAW
YES, A NEW & FRESH EGG
where upon he received that farm fresh egg
still warm from mother hen's body heat
where upon Churak cracked it open
and ploop'ed it into directly into his beer
like a poop from a large bird
this dropping fell into the beer's abyss
where upon Churak raised the glass
and without a word or breath
drank it all down
his beer, egg raw

Koikaze cried out, WELL DONE
and then added,
well, not well done, but raw.

Cytotekk entered this Jailhouse Pub, the JhPub
and ordered her beer sunny-side-up.

hasher5 entered and ordered his beer over-easy.

AK entered, and true to his nature,
ordered his beer scrambled.

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Si's Doug AK
gotmilk & skunk cabbage, no Zurnip or Krispy Kreme