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01/12/11 4:25 PM

#106598 RE: BigBake1 #106597

You have it all wrong. They wont be installing energy efficient bulbs or sequestering gas for plasma. I heard from a reliable source that BEHL`s new business plan involves growing fungus inside of huge plastic baggies(400 gallon Ziplocks)in the desert. Then fermenting the bi-products to create the ultimate "Hair Re-Grower"! P.S.- dennis fisher has the patent on the new ziplocks and is going to let "The New BEHL" use them for free. Also: "The "The Patented Baggies" will be made in Death Valley U.S.A. and will be "Pre-Stressed by the Ungodly atmoshpere there in Death Valley during the manufacturing process. This "Pre-Stressing" will enable BEHL to get a much longer life span from the baggies. Other benifits of the "Pre-Stressing" will include an inherited resistance to thorns/needles/tumbleweeds, etc.., common in the deasert." Said dennis fisher.