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Churak

03/06/05 6:07 PM

#1358 RE: AKvetch #1357

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"


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Churak

03/06/05 6:07 PM

#1359 RE: AKvetch #1357

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
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Churak

03/06/05 6:08 PM

#1360 RE: AKvetch #1357

Dyslexic man walks into a bra....


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Churak

03/06/05 6:08 PM

#1361 RE: AKvetch #1357

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says "Pint please, and one for the road
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Churak

03/06/05 6:09 PM

#1362 RE: AKvetch #1357

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One says, "I think I've lost an electron."

The other says, "Are you sure?"

The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive

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Churak

03/06/05 6:09 PM

#1363 RE: AKvetch #1357

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.


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Churak

03/06/05 6:10 PM

#1364 RE: AKvetch #1357

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.


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Churak

03/06/05 6:10 PM

#1365 RE: AKvetch #1357

I bought a circus and got a fair deal.


I ran into problems right away: the truck driver refused to tow the lion; the lion ate a clown but it tasted funny; and there was a huge fire and the heat was in tents.

The human cannonball got fired. It was hard to find another of the same caliber

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Churak

03/06/05 6:10 PM

#1366 RE: AKvetch #1357

John had a new dog, but he didn't want to deal with puppies so he got her fixed.

However, some how the gal still got pregnant, and even had identical twins! The media loved it and soon she was a celebrity.

John wrote a book about her entitled, "Two Dachshunds in One: A Spayed Oddity".


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Churak

03/06/05 6:12 PM

#1367 RE: AKvetch #1357

And finally, there was a man who sent ten different puns to friends, in the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.


Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.