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Churak

03/06/05 6:18 PM

#1368 RE: Susie924 #1356

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking
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Churak

03/06/05 6:19 PM

#1369 RE: Susie924 #1356

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

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Churak

03/06/05 6:19 PM

#1370 RE: Susie924 #1356

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

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Churak

03/06/05 6:19 PM

#1371 RE: Susie924 #1356

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

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Churak

03/06/05 6:20 PM

#1372 RE: Susie924 #1356

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

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Churak

03/06/05 6:20 PM

#1373 RE: Susie924 #1356

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion
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Churak

03/06/05 6:20 PM

#1374 RE: Susie924 #1356

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

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Churak

03/06/05 6:20 PM

#1375 RE: Susie924 #1356

A will is defined as a dead giveaway.


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Churak

03/06/05 6:21 PM

#1376 RE: Susie924 #1356

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

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Churak

03/06/05 6:21 PM

#1377 RE: Susie924 #1356

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
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Churak

03/06/05 6:21 PM

#1378 RE: Susie924 #1356

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I'll show you A flat minor.

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Churak

03/06/05 6:22 PM

#1379 RE: Susie924 #1356

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

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Churak

03/06/05 6:22 PM

#1380 RE: Susie924 #1356

A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.

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Churak

03/06/05 6:22 PM

#1381 RE: Susie924 #1356

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat
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Churak

03/06/05 6:23 PM

#1382 RE: Susie924 #1356

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

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Churak

03/06/05 6:23 PM

#1383 RE: Susie924 #1356

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

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Churak

03/06/05 6:24 PM

#1384 RE: Susie924 #1356

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

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Churak

03/06/05 6:24 PM

#1385 RE: Susie924 #1356

The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.