Burk, Burk,Burk: Talk futures or stocks and you'll get a most serious reply as I'm a serious guy. You could ask Plugger or the Jehovah Wittnesses who travel in pairs, wear dark clothes and implore you to take their pamphlets. Couple of 'em showed up the week while I was trading. I schlepped downstairs, told 'em I was kinda busy asked 'em to come back. They will.