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The Original dpb5!

10/31/02 3:40 AM

#145 RE: gotmilk #143

gotmilk,

The initials of dpb are MY INITIALS.

Meaning that they are the initials of my whole name that my parents gave me at birth.

As to the number 5, it is simply my favorite number.

Now that you know all that and it is out of your mind, perhaps you might choose to converse in a more civil manner with me?

And perhaps you'd make postings that other humans could understand?

Meaning, as you would maybe say..
Inasmuch as your posts confuse most others..
And inasmuch as most get confused by such

...therefore
we all agree with the foreboding disagreement of all other posts about the other posts.
.........wherefore...and then we all know the difference...so by there is no further question
and then abide to proclaim ignorance by all the aforementioned
...be it before or after we thought about it all and somewhat after it made a difference to anyone

..so that
we all would agree that everything we do is just a matter of course and would no longer be misconstrued as a misconstruction of the irrelavance of the misconstruable. With that we would eliminate the need to further misconstrue and that Matt and Bob would might further unserstand the misconstrabulity of it all if they would partake of the dictionary in order...

If Matt and Bob do fail, so do us all, and it will be realized in short unequivicalably (lol...take THAT, SPELLCECKER!) manner!

And then we have to pay taxes, too! And buy groceries and padded insoles for our sneakers!

Further we relax our complaints against the unknowing particitpants of incongruity and will remain forthright incoherent...until the postman speaks about the need for future stamp price increases on the internet.
Bob should speak forward here and congrue an agaenda forthwith to proceed against such injustices.

We obliterate our individual tendencies to procificate the preponderence of our claims here, albeit to configurate the necessity to obfiscate those who find the neccessitousness to voluminate the prequired prerequitousness of preponderousnesses upon this board for the enhancemant of those blithering idiots who are less inclined to understand all the jibbereshnesses spoken about here.

And thusly, we preclude an end to this demonical presentation of exceedingly ridiculous blabbering.

Gotmilk, gotta love you my friend. But your overzealous use of the English Language proceeds your intent to communicate.

But, GO FOR IT!

Peace!