Agreed: Follow this as a guideline:
Newbie McSheepelson: "I heard someone mention IFXY and I want to know whats going on over here?"
You: "Please look through the Ibox and read the posts as well as the sticky notes, good luck!"
Newbie McSheepelson: "Where's the Lbox?"
You: "It's Ibox, and its on the top right of the main page IFXY page..good luck!"
Newbie McSheepelson: "Everyone here seems excited about this, what do you think it's going to do tomorrow."
You: "Please do your DD, read the charts and go with your gut. Good LUCK!"
Newbie McSheepelson: "what's a DD?"
You: "Due Diligence..you know, research the company, the market, etc...for goddssake...GOOD LUCK!!"
Newbie McSheepelson: "Nahhh...I'll just ask my friend Rick about it instead, Im not much of a reader...say..I know Im new, but I just have another quick question?"
You: "yes, go on"
Newbie McSheepelson: "do you think this stock will go green tomorrow?"
You: "Umm let me shake my magic 8-ball and get back to you later on that one."
Newbie McSheepelson: "well?"
You: "Well what?"
Newbie McSheepelson: "what did it say?"
You: "What did WHAT say?"
Newbie McSheepelson: "Your magic 9-ball? Did it say it'll go green tomorrow?"
You: "It's a magic 8-ball and it said, go #$#% yourself!"
DELETE Newbie McSheepelson