silly rabbit, republican women hire illegal aliens to masturbate FOR them... It's tax deductible and helps keep the income under $250k.
of course, most self-righteous republicans are only one clip of video tape away from being exposed at any given minute, as their repressed lives have secret outlets in most cases.
I am waiting patiently for her secrets to be revealed by the National Enquirer... i am thinking she might like girls, cuzz then she can claim it isn't really sex or something. Not that there is anything wrong with that, other than her massive hypocricy factor... Imagine a tape of Mama Grizzly spanking her... it would probably cause rooster to blow a blood vessel.