I like to keep my imagination active. I prefer to wonder what people look like. It's more fun. Now that I see you, the mystery is over. You look like a typical teabagger.
For several election cycles, I worked as a poll worker. I always tried to guess if the people who walked in the door were Dems or repubs. I was pretty good at guessing. The repubs have a pinched, tight look to their faces while the dems were friendlier and smiled more.
Even in that picture on your profile, you couldn't even muster a smile. You would have been an easy spot.