OT-Southern Charm
Two nicely dressed ladies were seated near each other while waiting in the Atlanta airport. The first lady was an arrogant New Yorker married to a wealthy man.
The second was a well-mannered, elderly woman from the South. The first struck up a conversation in which she did most of the talking.
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the New York woman said, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."
The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that nice?"
The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."
Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that nice?"
The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."
Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that nice?"
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"
"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady.
"Charm school??" the first woman cried, "Oh my God! What on earth for?"
The Southern lady responded, "Well, for one thing, instead of saying "Who gives a shit?" I learned to say, "Well, isn't that nice."
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