And they make jokes about Obama re-writing the Constitution.
Of course the teabaggers want to re-write it.
Dump the 1st amendment and make everyone swear allegiance to the one true God. (And that wasn't the one the rabbi couldn't talk about on Saturday.)
Scratch the 14th. And make it retroactive so we can include all descendants of Italians and Irish who came here illegally. If you're not a WASP and a direct descendant of someone from the Mayflower you need to leave. If you are you're the next president.
Insert a new one about heterosexual marriage.
Insert a new one about pushing 1 for English. (I find that one offensive myself.)
Include assault weapons in the 2nd. I need an AK-47 to defend myself against all the whack jobs carrying guns when I want to take my son to see the president.
Eliminate the electoral college. Who needs that BS about one man one vote representation crap.
Eliminate all tax exemptions for churches that don't own a van or a bus with their name emblazoned on the side. (You need to live in the south to understand this one.)
Demolish the Jefferson Memorial since he was such an asshole for writing the Bill of Rights to begin with, Ditto the FDR Memorial that socialist pig and cut down those cherry trees the Japs sent us.
And send the Statue of Liberty back to the French. We don't need or want your tired your poor or your downtrodden. If you don't have money keep the hell out.
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