I have 17 alarm clocks from when I was single, but my fiancee is a light sleeper and they freak her out. She wakes up with her phone on vibrate. I don't even hear my alarms for over an hour after they start going off. She usually has to punch me to wake me up... I think getting punched while you are sleeping is far freakier than Power Man 5000, the ultimate wakeup band of choice. hahaha