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DesertDrifter

07/30/10 6:57 PM

#103489 RE: arizona1 #103485

She is probably going through a rough patch after finding out Levi Johnston went for a classier broad. More or less.

Looks like the anorexia eating disorder that waylaid Snooki earlier in life has been successfully treated. Doing shots of Patron in the afternoon? That will cure a lot of things, or at least delay them until the hangover sets in, and probably cause chromosome damage to boot.

The last time i tried tequila in the straight-up sense was on my 21st birthday, when my chums decided i should try to drink 21 shots of Jose Cuervo. I have no idea of what count i ended up at, but i did wake up the next morning with my head stuck in a culvert alongside a county road. I think i probably felt a little like Snooki does in that photo, and to this day i can't get tequila past my nose. I don't think i could get Pooki past my nose either.