Steve: "Ira, all I need for you to do is take a little flight down to Panama and pick up a package and fly back with it to New York in your carry-on. No big deal."
Ira: "Gee Steve, sounds so easy. And you're gonna give me $10,000 in gift cards just for doing it? Wow. Sure thing, Steve."
Steve: "And Ira, make sure you take a pastrami and rye sandwich from Kosher Delight with you. They don't have a single decent kosher deli in Panama City. Tell them to put it on the RME International account."