Spiro the Greek every Friday called into his local chinese restaurant just to ask the owner what day it was. His response was its Fliday, and at that Spiro would crack up laughing and say it's not Fliday it's Friday ha ha ha. Anyway the chinaman had enough of this so he went off to have English lessons. One Month later Spiro came in and said hey chinaman what day is it today? The Chinaman stood up proud and with a big grin said;