Replies to post #5723 on The Jailhouse (JAIL)

[AKvetch]

Care to respond to any of the questions I raised? (#msg-517932)

[Mattu]

I'm willing to make you a deal.

Listen up, because this is my final offer and your last stand.

Here's how it goes. And this will work like an absolute charm if you are really here to talk stocks:

1) You buy a $129.95 liftetime membership.
2) If you manage to stay out of jail for 6 months, I'll refund your money.

Now, the rules of the game are quite simple. Don't be the guy you normally are. Post about stocks, enjoy off topic banter, don't engage in flame wars. That's it.

If you manage to land in Jail in 6 months, I terminate your account and keep the $130.

I'll be fair. The $130 is meaningless to me. I value you far more as a contributor to the site for content.

So, if you really are serious, here's your chance to step up to the plate and show everybody you are serious. If people see the "paid dollar sign" in your profile, they'll all think different of you and give you a new chance.

That is the only way you are getting out of here.

You game?

If not, you can enjoy your days here for eternity in Club Matt.