Although he is much too modest to brag about it, I am told that Dan can pat his head and rub his tummy at the same time, so clearly, I was wrong about Admins having no talent. You have it by the metric ton.
Dan rubbing and patting looks like a can't miss opening act. The only question is whether you and your thumbs or Shelly and her clover should be the headliner. (I warn you, following The Amazing Dan will not be easy.)