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03/11/10 3:54 PM

#219 RE: janice shell #218

I'm sure all will be revealed in the fullness of time.

Yes indeed. I wonder if there will be a promotor....er um "prophet" coming forward in the near future to lead the shareholders into the land of franks and wieners. blaineman1 is not passing the mustard as a "prophet" on the RB board and nobody seems willing to join us here on IHub.

Speaking of prophets, there is a new 4th prophet on the scene. LARDIUS is the truly annointed one. All others are false prophets. So it is written, So it shall be done.

By: stinky_pinky
11 Mar 2010, 10:58 AM EST
Rating: Msg. 305 of 308
(Reply to 304 by blaineman1)

I am LARDIUS, prophet saint of ALLPORKIA and successor to OSCARMEYERIA, the annointed one. I am here today to request of Sam-I-Am his divine intervention. I match your girth and cannot reach my nether regions without divine intervention. I too will be transfused God's blood in the form of Heinz Catsup packets before I take my seat on throne at the temple (the crapper at the local Citgo station). I require you to take out your holy Bic pen once more and draw illumanti tattoos on my azz before I am seated on my throne. I SAY UNTO YOU, my azz is in your hands SAM-I-AM!

By: stinky_pinky
11 Mar 2010, 01:18 PM EST
Rating: Msg. 307 of 308
(Reply to 306 by blaineman1)

I, Lardius, of AllPorkia, sayeth unto you that KMLD must go up .992 by tomorrow to fullfill the prophecy of Fat Sam-I-Am. I, Lardius of AllPorkia will not allow ANY false prophet's prophecies be fullfilled. I sayeth unto you Sam-I-Am, KMLD WILL NOT BE $1 BY FRIDAY as your false prophecy tells us!

LONG LIVE LARDIUS of ALLPORKIA, the TRUE PROPHET OF ADIPOSE!


By: whistles
11 Mar 2010, 03:27 PM EST
Rating: Msg. 309 of 309
(Reply to 308 by blaineman1)

The true trinity of Samyaza AKA Fat Frank

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