Clear. Concise. Funny. I liked it. Though it did gloss over the fact that if these events are only a ruse designed by John to appease the masses while he collects his CEO salaries, then he is doing one hell of a job constructing that ruse! After all, this ruse is now involving over a half a dozen companies, across at least 3 countries, and two continents. If John works this hard constructing a ruse to earn himself a 6 figure paycheck, I can't even imagine what he might do if he wanted to make some real money.
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