WOW! What a mouth on you! Until I saw your profile, I thought you were some Matt-sized fat guy, who looked like a sweaty stack of pancakes!
Someday, I hope I'll be blessed with meeting a foul-mouthed, attractive woman that can tackle a conversation and a schwanz with equal might and linguistic ability.
If me and you were dating, and I was doing my best impersonation of a meat tenderizer on you.....are you the type of woman that's more concerned about how her hair looks, than whether or not you're paying enough attention to my nether-region?