The only lady I know of who could wear my jeans is Janet Reno. Is she still alive? She was said to be 6' 2" so maybe she could wear my jeans, she wasn't slender nor am I. And she also might have been comfy in my boots. Although her politics and mine would have remained at gunpoint, so I doubt I'd want to share anything with her.
Novo, don't start staring at people's feet. That's kinky. And you've heard the difference between 'odd' and 'kinky', I imagine. Odd means using chicken feathers. Kinky means using the whole chicken.
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