I hear you... these things sure get me going... So to calm down I just opened a nice Australian Shiraz and put a couple of t-bones on the BBQ. My dog is already getting excited thinking of the spoils. lol
As far as bubba goes, perhaps it won't be too much unlike prep school for these dear miscreants, after all reliving their youth seems to be a popular leisure pastime with these types. Ok, ok, I'll stop and leave the arrested development jokes to someone else ;-).