I predict your predictions are predicated upon prolonged alcoholic binges resulting in an inabilty to discern a disaster show on your TV stuck on the weather channel from the reality of taking a shower which you then project into the stock on the beach. Yes this is the jerky boyz callin in. Please help me zippa my fly I"m catchin a draft and it"s not a beer. I"m allergic to drafts, I catch the cold bugs then I gotta rub peroxide wit all the bubbles and it pops my ear drums to hard. So please stop drinkin on da windy beach.