HA! Reminds me of the Chicken Hawk on Looney Tunes - if he gets the fish for the cat, the cat will.... of course that skit was ripped by MASH.. I remember the lieutenant to Radar when he said he was her date - "only if you can plug yourself in and blow".
Season 2 - Ep17. For Want of a Boot (K-417)
January 12, 1974
Written by Sheldon Keller
Directed by Don Weis
Guest Stars: Michael Lerner, Suzanne Zenor, Johnny Kaymer
A riotous episode in which Hawkeye will do anything to get a new pair of boots. In order to get Zale to get him some, he must get an appointment for Zale with Futterman, the camp dentist, who will only do it if Henry will give him a pass to Tokyo, and Henry will only grant the pass if Houlihan will get
off his back, which she will do only if the guys throw a party for Frank's birthday with a cake, and Radar will only help get the cake if he gets a date with Nurse Murphy, who will only date someone with a hair dryer, and Klinger won't give up the hair dryer unless he gets a section 8 (and Frank won't sign).
The deal falls through, much to the chagrin of Hawkeye.
It is temporary since many folks don't know their passwords....as I recall so they can log in to the new SI.. amazingly ....
I won't ask how they log in when they don't know their password.
What? Me read FAQs? Me read instructions? Me read an annual report or a prospectus?
Guffaw!!
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