Bernie Madoff has become an advocate for pyramid rights.
The geometric form of pyramids has been much aligned, according to Madoff, who spoke under an assumed shape so as to avoid the wrath of the Secret Society of Truncated Trapezoids.
The Secret Society of Truncated Trapezoids has long campaigned against the symbology on the reverse side of the one-dollar bill, citing that having an eye at the apex of the pyramid, always looking out for a scam, should have spotted Madoff a mile away, and was clearly a case of failure of the vigilance normally practiced the Order of the Freemasons.
"Madoff has insulted the monied class... it is supposed to be the working people at the bottom of the pyramid at all times. Scamming rich people is a violation of the American Way", and now, in a court-ordered move, Madoff is trying to restore confidence in the pyramid shape of american economics by fighting public health care.
One can hardly turn on any news without hearing about pyramid schemes, which always portray the pyramid in a negative connotation, causing rioting in Egyptian sections of many cities in Illinois. "You never see Katie Couric badmouthing cylinders or cones; it is clearly a case of bias in the press", added Madoff from his command center in his posh New York jail cell.
Madoff, whose name has become synonymous with the pyramid, is quick to point out that public health care is a threat to the pyramid shape, as shifting resources around from top to bottom could result in a rectangular shape. "Without the point atop the pyramid, who will buy the yachts?" bleated Madoff.
Pinksheet stocks, the bastion of the pyramid scheme in america, were lower today, but they are lower every day, indicating that the boiler room art form of pyramid scams is still safely entrenched in our culture.
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