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Mary: My #1 ex was probably the dumbest of all.

Jill: Why do you say that?

Mary: He came into the bedroom one night holding a
jalapeño pepper in his hand. I said, "Why in hell
did you bring that pepper to the bedroom?"

Jill: Well, what did he say?

Mary: He said, "You told me that we needed to spice up
our love life!"