My two favorites..........
3. Emily, 8 and Samuel, 10
Q: Why are you here?
(silence)
Mother: To oppose Obama's trillion dollar budget. To cut the pork.
Samuel: For the pork.
Q: How do you feel about pork spending?
Samuel: I like pork.
Mother: No you don't. We don't like excess spending.
Samuel: I do. I like pork.
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7. Victoria, "10th-grader"
"How Do You Like the Change So Far?"
Q: What kind of change would you like to see?
Victoria: I like change in general.
Q: What's wrong with change so far?
Victoria: I didn't make this sign. My friend did.
Q: Why are you holding it?
Victoria: The blue, see? (holds it to her shirt)
Q: Oh. It's the same color.
Victoria: I'm gonna go protest now.