Hey Bob, I just placed an online order for the Weed Planter, which I only bought because of your hefty endorsement.
I would've bought one at Home Depot, but every time I shop there, I wind up in the line that is clearly marked TEN ITEMS OR LESS, CASH ONLY, waiting behind a Ninja drifter with no ID, who's attempting to pay for fourteen freakin' cartloads of sheetrock and Spackle with a personal check from the Bank of Tehran.