A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male
pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said that she was the
pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store,
so there were no males employed there.
She then asked if there was something she could help the
gentleman with.
The man said "this is embarrassing for me, but I have a
permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems
and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you
could give me for it?"
The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my
sister."
When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3
ownership in the store and $3000 a month in living
expenses.
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